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Funny JokesDirty Jokes "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." Blonde Jokes Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door. Q. Why did the dumb blond keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. Funny Jokes A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." Lawyer Jokes The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa.
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A Newbies Guide To Cigar Smoking Etiquette - Have you ever wondered what the deal is with cigars? Do you know how to light one? Is there a special way to smoke one? These are only some of the questions that a newcomer to cigars might have, and if they are questions you have, then read on, the answers are provided in the short newcomer's guide below.
World oil and gas - Oil and gas are some of the most important sources of energy on the planet and their availability is an immense factor as far as economic conditions are concerned.
Are They Still in Love with Their Ex - Learn how to deal with the biggest threat to your new relationship-an ex they're still in love with.
Four Tips To Keep A Man Happy - There are many ways that you can use to keep a many happy.
Have You Ever Seen A Ufo - What is a UFO? A UFO is an unidentified flying object.
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